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Christmas wonderings…

While watching the news about the last minute shoppers and pictures of Santa at the mall, I was reminded of the story earlier this season about the shopping centers banning Santa from saying Ho-Ho-Ho. 

And then I began to wonder…
Does Santa take Lipitor?
In order to be good role model for children, should Santa be forced to go on a diet? (Will he need gastric bypass surgery to maintain a healthy weight?)
Should we set out carrot sticks instead of cookies?
Will a skinny Santa ruin Christmas?
Is the arctic ice cap melting because Santa has to produce more toys each year for the growing population of earth’s children? 

Hmmmmmm…

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December 22, 2007 at 11:00 pm 1 comment


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