Christmas wonderings…

December 22, 2007 at 11:00 pm 1 comment

While watching the news about the last minute shoppers and pictures of Santa at the mall, I was reminded of the story earlier this season about the shopping centers banning Santa from saying Ho-Ho-Ho. 

And then I began to wonder…
Does Santa take Lipitor?
In order to be good role model for children, should Santa be forced to go on a diet? (Will he need gastric bypass surgery to maintain a healthy weight?)
Should we set out carrot sticks instead of cookies?
Will a skinny Santa ruin Christmas?
Is the arctic ice cap melting because Santa has to produce more toys each year for the growing population of earth’s children? 

Hmmmmmm…

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. indianamatt  |  December 23, 2007 at 12:29 am

    I also think the “Heat Miser” is offensive to people with heartburn. He should be made to promote Zantac on t.v. to make amends!

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